The only thing on ur CD player is Tina Arena
the last time u listerned to anything but Tina was...well
Your retail ticket master is on speed dial and they
know u by name 'cause u ring every day to see if Tina's
coming to town...
Nov first is a public holiday for u
Your computer knows nothing but Tina pics articles
lyrics song files and any other Tina related merchandise
u can get ur hands on
You have time to arrange a "Are u obsessed?"
You start using "Darl" and "mate"
every three words
all ur friends call u Tina
U change ur name saying "if Tina can do it...so
when ever u hear a date u search ur memory to see
what Tina's doing that day
whenever u hear that Tina's going to be on tv u ring
all ur friends and tell them to get there VCR's ready
you own every version of every cd Tina ever released
or was featured on
your friends forbid u to mention Tina for a day (
Cruel people) and it works till lunch
u search ur family tree to find even the slightest
trace of Italian blood in ur family
u move to France because Tina did
Your waiting to find out if you've been accepted as
an Australian citizen
you hear one of her older songs and freak out...then
ring the radio station and demand they play it again...just
so u can tape it!!!
you can scan every magazine/newspaper article and
find the word Tina in less than a second
u can't understand why people are leaving at the end
of The mask of Zorro...they're missing the best bit!!
you spend 2 hours every day dealing with ur Tina e
you have every Tina related film ever made
you spent ur life savings on ur ticket to see Notre
dame de Paris...and the airfare and the accommodation...
you quote Tina on a regular basis
You have Tina photos in ur wallet
you know every Tina song by heart and can sing them
in ur sleep
you can and do turn any conversation into something
in the presence of others, u are the only one aloud
to sing along to Tina's hits. Everyone else is "ruining
the man in the music store asks u about Tina's releases
and other Tina news, it's much faster for him that
when asked to sing the national anthem u start singing